Hey! hey! hey! hey!
  There's a motor store at the top of Hylton Road
  you go there for for little bits n pieces for your car
  and in the office there sits a secretary she's got
  Long blonde hair,
  Mr Tommy Kowey fancies her...
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  I saw her in Tommy Kowey's car
  I saw her in Tommy Kowey's car
  in Tommy Kowey's car.
    At the motor store he was there last Tuesday night
  with her I saw, they were kissin at the factory door
  but she still tells me, there is nothing going on
  with us you see it was Tommy Kowey's wife you saw...
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    At the motor store Mr Tommy Koweys gotta
  Jag-U-Ar she's never been in it she says before
  but now she tells lies, she was havin dinner out
  the other night and she went in Tommy Kowey's car...
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